who the hell writes review summaries for imdb? i don't know who's getting paid to summarize movie reviews on imdb, but they should be fired. here is the summary i just read for that stupid ricky gervais movie ghost town. i will give whoever can make heads or tails of it either a nickle or a cookie. (hint: i think it was written in a state of extreme inebriation, so maybe getting drunk will help you uncode it). . .

"What did Ricky Gervais do to deserve such a schlocky foray into leading manhood? Look here for evidence that this rather-dated premise has zero signs of life or longevity. Greg Kinnear also deserves better roles than the aw-shucks types he tends to inhabit these days; the one time Bob Crane is this close to having a see-through career (and his upcoming Flash of Genius looks like a rainy day). Can we expect Téa and Ricky to form a clay bowl together?"

. . . and do i hear a collective "huh?"  ¶ 9/26/2008 09:20:00 AM